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If I Were a Dick to Animals

from Straight Out of West Flow Day by Can't Do It

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If I were a dick
A dick to animals
I would punch your pet in the face
And get some nasty calls

Your fish would have no water
Your cat would have no feet
The blood would then flow
up and down the street - yeah!

If I were a dick
A dick to animals
I would kick your dog
right between the balls

If I were a dick
A dick to animals
I would throw your dog
up against a wall

What other mean stuff can there be?
Wait just a minute, let me see
Stab a giraffe between the eyes
Choke a goat to watch it die

Rip a turtle right out of it's shell
Make it's life a living hell
The only thing I want is to stop
Oh no, turned a gorilla head into a mop

If I were a dick
A dick to animals
I would kick your dog
right between the balls

If I were a dick
A dick to animals
I would throw your dog
up against a wall

Pick it up

Uno, dos, tres, quatro

Andelay!

What's going to happen after I do this mean stuff?
All the animals are going to rise up
Take my scrawny ass down a peg
Use their sharp teeth to rip off my leg

A snake would bite, poison me
A kangaroo would kick, wouldn't let me flee
A bear would knock me out with one punch
Then they would make me their lunch

If I were a dick
A dick to animals
I would have to go
To the hospital

If I were a dick
A dick to animals
I'd be headed to the morgue
That's my curtain call

Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up!

Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up!

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from Straight Out of West Flow Day, released August 11, 2007

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Can't Do It St Petersburg, Florida

Andrew Mort, George Retkes, Kyle Chason, Matt Rooney, John Sansone, Josh Sullivan, Lewis Toms

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