Brian Austin Green

from Straight Out of West Flow Day by Can't Do It

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Brian! Austin! Green!
Oi! Oi! Oi!
Brian! Austin! Green!
Oi! Oi! Oi!
Brian! Austin! Green!
Oi! Oi! Oi!
Brian! Austin! Green!

Dated Donna played by Tori Spelling
broke up with the witch when her vagina started smelling.
Rapping his way through 90210,
playing radio hits on his radio show.

Brian Austin Green
Brian Austin Green

The greatest goddamn actor that I've ever seen.

Brian Austin Green
Brian Austin Green

Mind if I see what's in your stonewash jeans?

I call him the Notorious B.A.G.
Every Wednesday night, I turned on my TV.
To catch Brian Austin Green acting so street.
When he belted out tunes, I shuffled my feet.

Brian Austin Green
Brian Austin Green

He's #1 on my list, the man of my dreams.

Brian Austin Green
Brian Austin Green

He works out so much, he's so cut and so lean.

Now, he's made some money being in Lifetime movies.
I wish he'd wise up and offer to screw me.
He hasn't been on TV for a couple of years.
When I think of this, it brings me to tears.

Brian Austin Green
Brian Austin Green

The greatest goddamn actor that I've ever seen.

Brian Austin Green
Brian Austin Green

Mind if I see what's in your stonewash jeans?

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Brian! Austin! Green!
Oi! Oi! Oi!
Brian! Austin! Green!
Oi! Oi! Oi!
Brian! Austin! Green!
Oi! Oi! Oi!
Brian! Austin! Green! Green! Green! Green!

Brian! Austin! Green!
Brian! Austin! Green!
Brian! Austin! Green!
Brian! Austin! Green! Green! Green! Green!

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from Straight Out of West Flow Day, released August 11, 2007

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Andrew Mort, George Retkes, Kyle Chason, Matt Rooney, John Sansone, Josh Sullivan, Lewis Toms

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