1. |
4th Street
03:05
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So!
You shouldn't smoke crack in the first place
'cause you'll do anything for it...
Like punch a kid, or suck a dick,
or even try some fucked-up shit
All your friends tell you to stop
But all you want is that rock.
You're going to end up an addict
'cause you'll do anything for it...
When I'm out on 4th Street at night
I am riding out on my bike
The people are looking at me so funny
Think I'm giving crack whores all of my money
Can't sell your body for the crack on 4th Street!
Can't sell your body for the crack on 4th Street!
Can't sell your body for the crack on 4th Street!
Can't sell your body for the crack on 4th Street!
So!
Your friends and neighbors think it's so sad
to make money, you sell your ass
to the ugliest, scariest, smelliest drunks around
I heard you're the best crack whore in town
So, get out there and do something with your life!
Go buy a house or become a wife.
So the next time I'm out on my bike,
I don't see you working 4th Street at night!
When I'm out on 4th Street at night
I am riding out on my bike
The people are looking at me so funny
Think I'm giving crack whores all of my money
Can't sell your body for the crack on 4th Street!
Can't sell your body for the crack on 4th Street!
Can't sell your body for the crack on 4th Street!
Can't sell your body for the crack on 4th Street!
When I'm out on 4th Street in the middle of the night
The people they are looking at me, riding on my bike
They think that it is so funny
think I'm giving crack whores all of my money.
Can't sell your body for the crack on 4th Street!
Can't sell your body for the crack on 4th Street!
Can't sell your body for the crack on 4th Street!
Can't sell your body for the crack...on 4th Street!
Can't sell your body for the crack on 4th Street!
Can't sell your body for the crack on 4th Street!
Can't sell your body for the crack on 4th Street!
Can't sell your body for the crack on 4th Street!
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2. |
Be Punk
01:19
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Hanging out at the mall
I came up to my good friend Paul
He said, "Hey, wanna go to Hot Topic?"
And I said, "What the fuck, are you sick?"
He said, "No! I'm not! I just wanna be
a poser like some of the people that you see!
Wanting to spend a hundred or more
on some stupid shit at some stupid store."
Be punk!
Be punk!
Be punk!
BE PUNK!
Hanging out at the mall
I came up to my good friend Paul
He said, "Hey, wanna go to Hot Topic?"
And I said, "What the fuck, are you sick?"
He said, "No! I'm not! I just wanna be
a poser like some of the people that you see!
Wanting to spend a hundred or more
on some stupid shit at some stupid store."
Be punk!
Be punk!
Be punk!
BE PUNK!
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3. |
Brian Austin Green
02:27
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Brian! Austin! Green!
Oi! Oi! Oi!
Brian! Austin! Green!
Oi! Oi! Oi!
Brian! Austin! Green!
Oi! Oi! Oi!
Brian! Austin! Green!
Dated Donna played by Tori Spelling
broke up with the witch when her vagina started smelling.
Rapping his way through 90210,
playing radio hits on his radio show.
Brian Austin Green
Brian Austin Green
The greatest goddamn actor that I've ever seen.
Brian Austin Green
Brian Austin Green
Mind if I see what's in your stonewash jeans?
I call him the Notorious B.A.G.
Every Wednesday night, I turned on my TV.
To catch Brian Austin Green acting so street.
When he belted out tunes, I shuffled my feet.
Brian Austin Green
Brian Austin Green
He's #1 on my list, the man of my dreams.
Brian Austin Green
Brian Austin Green
He works out so much, he's so cut and so lean.
Now, he's made some money being in Lifetime movies.
I wish he'd wise up and offer to screw me.
He hasn't been on TV for a couple of years.
When I think of this, it brings me to tears.
Brian Austin Green
Brian Austin Green
The greatest goddamn actor that I've ever seen.
Brian Austin Green
Brian Austin Green
Mind if I see what's in your stonewash jeans?
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Brian! Austin! Green!
Oi! Oi! Oi!
Brian! Austin! Green!
Oi! Oi! Oi!
Brian! Austin! Green!
Oi! Oi! Oi!
Brian! Austin! Green! Green! Green! Green!
Brian! Austin! Green!
Brian! Austin! Green!
Brian! Austin! Green!
Brian! Austin! Green! Green! Green! Green!
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4. |
People That We Hate
02:44
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Let's go!
I wanna sing you a song
about the people I hate outside
The meter maid, mailman, policeman, fireman
Oh, I can't decide
of who I hate the most!
Is it the guy who just passed me by?
I hate him so much
but I don't think I hate him the most
There are so many people that I can hate
So many people that I can hate
from down the street and up the way
Fuck you all, get out of my face
'Cause you're the people that I can hate!
So many people that I can hate
from down the street and up the way
Fuck you all, get out of my face
'Cause you're the people that I can hate!
When I'm out in public, little things get to me
People driving like idiots, idiots driving me crazy
Scoff at me for being energetic and young
When I look at you, all I see is that you're dumb
When I'm at work everyone gets on my nerves
I want to give them what they deserve
A punch in the mouth, a kick in the face
Just something I do to the people I hate
So many people that I can hate
from down the street and up the way
Fuck you all, get out of my face
'Cause you're the people that I can hate!
So many people that I can hate
from down the street and up the way
Fuck you all, get out of my face
'Cause you're the people that I can hate!
So many people that I can hate
from down the street and up the way
Fuck you all, get out of my face
'Cause you're the people that I can hate!
So many people that I can hate
from down the street and up the way
Fuck you all, get out of my face
'Cause you're the people that I can hate!
So many people that I can hate
from down the street and up the way
Fuck you all, get out of my face
'Cause you're the people that I can hate!
So many people that I can hate
from down the street and up the way
Fuck you all, get out of my face
'Cause you're the people that I can hate!
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5. |
Saginaw Sucks
01:51
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Here's a story for you to hear
for any of you that give a care
Growing up in Saginaw
that's in Michigan, you know
They brag about having the best water plant
which isn't too cool and so,
The river's polluted and the zoo's not fun
Saginaw sucks, go pull out a gun!
Saginaw sucks! Saginaw sucks!
Rednecks, beer, and pickup trucks
Saginaw sucks! Saginaw sucks!
Wouldn't move back for a million bucks
I moved away in '99
and I can say my life is fine
It's so nice to be away from it all,
the idiots, violence, and Fashion Square Mall
Saginaw sucks! Saginaw sucks!
Rednecks, beer, and pickup trucks
Saginaw sucks! Saginaw sucks!
Wouldn't move back for a million bucks
Now it's verse third and last,
when you're near Saginaw, get away fast
'Cause if you don't
you'll be caught
Looking for sanity
it will be sought
Now get back, now get back, now get back, now get back
now get back, now get back, now get back, NOW GET BACK!
Saginaw sucks! Saginaw sucks!
Rednecks, beer, and pickup trucks
Saginaw sucks! Saginaw sucks!
Wouldn't move back for a million bucks!
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6. |
Goge Gets a Job
02:36
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Goge gets up, looks at the clock
Hops in the shower, he's only got an hour
Walks out the door, gets to his bike
Forgot his hair was all up in spikes!
Tiny is his name!
Tiny, he's insane!
Tiny, that's Goge.
Tiny is his name!
Tiny, he's insane!
Tiny, that's Goge.
Gets a job interview, at the gas station
Heavy metal kid, pumps gas all day,
he pumps for minimum wage pay.
Gets his check, cashes it
Realizes his job is full of shit.
He goes nuts, loses his mind,
and does drugs all of the time!
Tiny is his name!
Tiny, he's insane!
Tiny, that's Goge.
Tiny is his name!
Tiny, he's insane!
Tiny, that's Goge.
Now, he's got his job but he's still sad
Doing his drugs, he knows that's bad
But there is no other way,
because he has no fuckin' say.
He realizes his boredom is in too deep.
To escape it all, he goes to sleep.
Tiny is his name, Tiny, he's insane.
Tiny, that's Goge.
Tiny is his name!
Tiny, he's insane!
Tiny, that's Goge.
Tiny is his name!
Tiny, he's insane!
Tiny, that's Goge.
Tiny!
Tiny!
Tiny!
Tiny!
Tiny!
Tiny!
Tiny!
Tiny!
Tiny!
Tiny!
That's Goge!
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7. |
Hobo Juice
03:11
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8. |
Eskanaba
02:04
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Up in the upper peninsula
There sits a town called Escanaba
I have never been there
But I'll pretend that I have
In the town of Escanaba
they used to have a brewery
M-35 runs through the fun
straight into Menominee
Down here, the story goes
Tearing down history for condos
No low-cost housing for us anymore
Families kicked out, shown to the door
Down here, the story goes
Tearing down history for condos
No low-cost housing for us anymore
Families kicked out, shown to the door
Now they're tearing down everything in sight
Pressuring us with their money and their might
Let's wreck what's been here for so long
Why don't more people see that this is wrong?
The people in Escanaba are richer than us
Because of the fact they still can trust
That nature will be there when they wake up
And our shit gets torn down just to make a buck
Down here, the story goes
Tearing down history for condos
No low-cost housing for us anymore
Families kicked out, shown to the door
Down here, the story goes
Tearing down history for condos
No low-cost housing for us anymore
Families kicked out, shown to the door
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9. |
Semi-Serious Song
01:44
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Came to the practice
can't make up my mind
Don't know what to sing
don't know what to rhyme
We just can't do it
We just can't do it
We just can't do it
We just can't do it
Right now
Rock out the masses
now raise all your glasses
circle in that pit
and skank out this hit
We just can't do it
We just can't do it
We just can't do it
We just can't do it
Right now
1-2-3-4!
We're Can't Do It from St. Petersburg, FL
and this is our Semi-Serious Song!
Thinking of a song
that won't be too long
The ska is our fun
I guess that we are done
We just can't do it
We just can't do it
We just can't do it
We just can't do it
Right now!
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10. |
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This is the story of the worst
the worst story of my life
That day happened three weeks ago
six hours, thirty minutes, twenty seconds, I know
Poop!
The day I got shit on my hands
Poop!
And then I wiped it on my pants
I walked down to the car
Just to catch a surprise
Something brown and chunky
that caught my eyes
I wondered who would do something so absurd
Wiping on my car something like a turd
Poop!
The day I got shit on my hands
Poop!
And then I wiped it on my pants
Poop!
The day I got shit on my hands
Poop!
And then I wiped it on my pants
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11. |
Hey Hey Fuck You!
02:14
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Hey! Hey! Fuck you!
What're you gonna do?
Hey! Hey! Fuck you!
Wise up and get a clue
Go fuck yourself and go die
go find a knife to poke in your eye
You fuckin' suck and you know it
even your parents call you a lousy shit
Hey! Hey! Fuck you!
Can't wait to knock you black and blue
Hey! Hey! Fuck you!
While you're at it, punch yourself too!
You have no friends, no one likes you
We wish that you only knew
You're a loser, we hate you so much
go kill yourself you rotten fuck
Hey! Hey! Fuck you!
I'm about to sell you to the zoo
Hey! Hey! Fuck you!
No one likes you, not even a few
I tried to be your friend
But you wouldn't let me
But in the end, I realized I couldn't reason with you
You never even tried, bitch!
So what? You're a loser
Fuck you!
No...FUCK YOU!
Hey! Hey! Fuck you!
You were never cool enough to be part of my crew
Hey! Hey! Fuck you!
Go slit your wrists like you should do
Oh wait, so now you're dead
I guess some of these things I shouldn't have said
I have no one to sing this song to
Now I guess I can't say "Fuck you!"
Hey! Hey! Fuck you!
The bugs are turning you into a stew
Hey! Hey! Fuck you!
A company bought your corpse, gonna turn you to glue
Hey! Hey! Bazed Meg!
Hey! Hey! Cazzo Tu!
Hey! Hey! Enculez Vous!
Hey! Hey! FUCK YOU!
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12. |
Matt's Not Dead
02:19
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Eight of us were packing up for the show
But where was Matt, did anybody know?
Sanford dropped him off earlier that day
We were all hoping that Matt was ok
Eight of us left in five cars
Even though we didn't have to go very far
We pulled up right behind The State
Eight of the nine, but Matt was late
Matt's not dead
But why won't he answer his phone?
Matt's not dead
But why won't he answer his phone?
Matt's not dead
I guess he wants to be left alone
Matt's not dead
But why won't he answer his phone?
Matt's not dead
I guess he wants to be left alone
Eight of us ready to play with Big D
and this cool band from Jacksonville, WWB
We got ahold of Matt, this is what he said:
"It's ok, guys, I'm not dead."
Eight of us were waiting for Matt
So we sent to pick him up, Jen and Kat
He just got done taking a shower
and then told us, he slept thirteen hours
Matt's not dead
But why won't he answer his phone?
Matt's not dead
But why won't he answer his phone?
Matt's not dead
I guess he wants to be left alone
Matt's not dead
But why won't he answer his phone?
Matt's not dead
I guess he wants to be left alone
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13. |
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If I were a dick
A dick to animals
I would punch your pet in the face
And get some nasty calls
Your fish would have no water
Your cat would have no feet
The blood would then flow
up and down the street - yeah!
If I were a dick
A dick to animals
I would kick your dog
right between the balls
If I were a dick
A dick to animals
I would throw your dog
up against a wall
What other mean stuff can there be?
Wait just a minute, let me see
Stab a giraffe between the eyes
Choke a goat to watch it die
Rip a turtle right out of it's shell
Make it's life a living hell
The only thing I want is to stop
Oh no, turned a gorilla head into a mop
If I were a dick
A dick to animals
I would kick your dog
right between the balls
If I were a dick
A dick to animals
I would throw your dog
up against a wall
Pick it up
Uno, dos, tres, quatro
Andelay!
What's going to happen after I do this mean stuff?
All the animals are going to rise up
Take my scrawny ass down a peg
Use their sharp teeth to rip off my leg
A snake would bite, poison me
A kangaroo would kick, wouldn't let me flee
A bear would knock me out with one punch
Then they would make me their lunch
If I were a dick
A dick to animals
I would have to go
To the hospital
If I were a dick
A dick to animals
I'd be headed to the morgue
That's my curtain call
Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up!
Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up!
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14. |
St. Pete's Not the Same
03:18
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Let's level single-family homes
Replace them with a 30-story mess
That's city hall's way
They just want to impress
But look
something shiny and new
A fancy building
Not affordable to me or you
St. Pete is being screwed with (stupid)
Money running everything in sight
Let's please the tourists
Make a notable skyline
My friends, me
Being kicked out because we're poor
The city of St. Pete
Just can't take anymore
St. Pete's not the same!
Stop destroying our city
Who should be to blame?
It's all because of money...
and power...
and greed...
1, 2, 3, skank
St. Pete is being screwed with (stupid)
Money running everything in sight
Let's please the tourists
Make a notable skyline
My friends, me
Being kicked out because we're poor
The city of St. Pete
Just can't take anymore
St. Pete's not the same!
Stop destroying our city
Who should be to blame?
It's all because of money...
and power...
and greed...
That's all they need
Whoo!
Now they're tearing down your home
Now they're tearing down your home
Now they're tearing down your home
And you are not alone
Now they're tearing down your home
Now they're tearing down your home
Now they're tearing down your home
And you are not alone
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15. |
Fireworks
03:35
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Today shall be quite interesting
And all the grass shall burn
A way to celebrate independence
Something for which we yearn
But we're no longer independent
Our lives are being controlled
Things will be so much better
After the stronghold
The revolution
Is right around the corner
That's when we say
Things will be so much better
We don't want to be governed
Or be told what to do
That's when we say
Things will be so much better
I want to believe
That the world isn't regressing
We are going backwards
We aren't advancing
Everything's political
But what about what's right?
Let's band together
And lead this fight
The revolution
Is right around the corner
That's when we say
Things will be so much better
We don't want to be governed
Or be told what to do
That's when we want
Things to change right about now
Today shall be quite interesting
And all the grass shall burn
A way to celebrate independence
Something for which we yearn
Today shall be quite interesting
And all the grass shall burn
A way to celebrate independence
Something for which we yearn
Today shall be quite interesting
And all the grass shall burn
A way to celebrate independence
Something for which we yearn
But we're no longer independent
Our lives are being controlled
Things will be so much better
After the stronghold
The revolution
Is right around the corner
That's when we say
Things will be so much better
We don't want to be governed
Or be told what to do
That's when we want
Things to change right about now
Today shall be quite interesting
And all the grass shall burn
A way to celebrate independence
Something for which we yearn
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Can't Do It St Petersburg, Florida
Andrew Mort, George Retkes, Kyle Chason, Matt Rooney, John Sansone, Josh Sullivan, Lewis Toms
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